mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

Jayson Megna + Beau Bennett

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

"Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favorite color."
Anonymous (via ohteenscanrelate)

asianmaid:

tuscansweaters:

Rapper Drake successfully flips pancake

MONEY

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

poisonwasthecure:

Iris van Herpen’s skeleton dress
Photographed by Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images

poisonwasthecure:

Iris van Herpen’s skeleton dress

Photographed by Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images

"Don’t mock people for the things that make them happy."

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

rimkink:

30/08/14